Steve

A gay man that hates women, and is a little biphobic.

Gay Man: You're gay, not bi. You can't have both, why would you like women?

Bisexual Man: Quit being such a steve.

by biblebitch December 10, 2023

steve wade

Steve embodies an intriguing blend of arrogance and prima-donna behavior, exuding an unwavering belief in his intellectual superiority and an exaggerated sense of busyness. Despite his self-proclaimed brilliance, a closer examination reveals a significant incongruence between perception and reality. In truth, Steve's contributions to work are disproportionately meager, and his sense of purpose appears thinly veiled by a facade of self-importance. This paradoxical combination paints a portrait of an individual whose self-perception diverges markedly from the observable impact of his efforts, prompting reflection on the authenticity of his claimed intelligence and busyness.

In the office, Steve Wade's grandiose claims of unparalleled intelligence and perpetual busyness often ring hollow, as colleagues observe a conspicuous misalignment between his self-perception and the tangible impact of his meager contributions to work and purpose.

by RockHard420 December 12, 2023

Pulling a Mr steve

The act of leaning on your chair that results in you falling on your ass.

Pulling a Mr steve: I almost pulled a Mr steve in my office chair but i managed to catch myself.

by WACKYJK33 December 19, 2023

Steve & Jane

It’s the equivalent of Tarzan except instead of Tarzan swinging from the trees, Steve stands naked on the bed while Jane sets Indian style on the floor tugging on his dick doing the Tarzan yell.

I almost got decapitated by my ceiling fan trying to do a “Steve & Jane”.

by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023

Steve

An incredibly strong block dude from Minecraft who isn’t human, and also one of the best characters in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Hi, Steve, how do you have 30000 pounds of iron in your pockets?

by Metroid > Zelda July 3, 2023

Steve

Steve is like… a peaceful song. Almost like the absence of chaos. His soul is peaceful & comforting it’ll make you feel as though there’s no bad in the world. You don’t meet too many people with a soul like that. You should get yourself a Steve because he just might change your life in ways you never thought could be possible. Steve is one of those people you should never let go of.

“Steve is an energy that never dies”

by Jusluvbloo July 16, 2023

being a steve

Lying and complaining about everything to elicit sympathy from others, especially on social media.

"Posting a picture of my wife online is crossing the line"
Dude you're being a Steve!!!

by Fresh Drops July 24, 2023