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Steve Belichick

To use your tongue on her when it’s getting intense foreplay
It was getting hot n heavy I gave her the Steve Belichick her eyes rolled in the back of her head
by Just2handsum October 12, 2023
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Salty steve

When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.
Susanna and Andre did a salty steve last night. They are so fucking gross.
by Possumfucker December 19, 2018
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burple steve

minecraft steve but he’s on lean and he’s tweakin real hard
i feel like burple steve rn because im about to take my mcat
by mindcraftsteve August 16, 2024
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Steve Billings

A bald white guy who constantly lies and says “Is just the Internet” and “Trolling and Rolling” to distract people from the truth. Also has a fake girlfriend called “Lena”
Frank: THERE IS NO PROOF AND IR NEVER HAPPEN
Omar: Stop been a Steve Billings

Frank: What Is a Steve Billings
Omar: Your a big Bald Liar
by SpecialEdBus February 19, 2024
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Steve

A nigga ass bitch boy who went to lacrosse instead of playing fortnite.
Gosh dude, you Le such a Steve.
by anonymous June 10, 2022
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Premie Steve

It is shown that most men that areprematurely born are named Steve. They will usually get the date wrong and say that they were born fifty two weeks early? They also tend to have an obsession with doctors and jank combos. They are huggable and lovable. He can talk his way around a blow job.
Dame that premie steve is fucking crazy but his head game is strong.
by Dr. Q Bloom September 1, 2025
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Steve wilks once more updated

A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet
Steve wilks once more updated:

Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)

(1 year later)

3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again

(6 months later)

The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory

(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here

*2 years later*

University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks

All the athletes: cries in terror

After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday

(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*

*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)

the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022
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