by Diemos February 13, 2010
The average shower a database Administrator (DBA) takes prior to showing up and sucking at their respective job. Which consists of excessive amounts of cologne/body spray to hide the fact they have not showered in weeks, and wreak of curry.
Tim: Lets hit the bar after hockey practice
Joe: No way Ill smell like total ass bro
Tim: Just take a DBA shower
Joe: Good idea, bitches love Axe Body spray
Joe: No way Ill smell like total ass bro
Tim: Just take a DBA shower
Joe: Good idea, bitches love Axe Body spray
by DuBsquared June 12, 2013
Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.
by Genuine Nerd May 18, 2010
by mrjames81 March 20, 2010
I read this post on facebook this morning by Mbugua Julie: In kenya living in the slum U acquire a sense of humour ''taking a passport shower''-washing face only due to water shortage. An unimaginable situation for me in the U.S.A.
There's not enough water today so I'm going to take a passport shower. (not hot water, just WATER, period.)
by PatS. March 07, 2012
A cuddle from someone special (girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/mother/father) that is essential prior to being able to have a shower. This may be used as a procrastination or stalling tactic.
(Person #1) Have you had a shower yet?
(Person #2) I couldn't shower until you came home. I haven't had my shower cuddle.
(Person #2) I couldn't shower until you came home. I haven't had my shower cuddle.
by Ego Altered March 14, 2016
by Lo-G December 10, 2007