Toxic Sausage 

This term refers both to a man's penis and his cum. It's toxic because the said male likely ingested something gross (toxic) which if you have sex with him could end up inside you via his cum.

"I don't want your toxic sausage inside me"

or more specifically:

"I don't want your swiss cake roll toxic sausage inside of me" - Used when your man has eaten too many swiss cake rolls in one day and wants to have sex so you know he's gonna slip his toxicity inside you

or:

I don't want your MSG chinese toxic sausage inside me.

Toxic Sausage by Nicki Cole July 7, 2009

polish sausage

1) a delectable treat.

2) a snack similar to a hot dog.

Girl 1) I heard you had some polish sausage.

Girl 2) yeah it was awesome!

polish sausage by thepole15 April 19, 2014

Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage

This is where a man uses his sausage to cum over another man's sausage. It is then taken around the town so that other villagers may taste it! This local delicacy and tradition is done quarterly and usually by those who have just started puberty.

Bob: Ooargh, you've got my sausage now give it to the Reverend and let him have the taste of the sperm
Ian: I love the Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage

Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage by 69MikeOxlong69 May 6, 2011

Throne Sausage 

You figure it out.

Man, I left a throne sausage so big my asshole is bleeding.

Throne Sausage by StUmP October 5, 2003

Gentlemen's Sausage

Slang for a man's penis.

Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?

Henry: The Plums, chest,....?

Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.

Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale

Gentlemen's Sausage by BalckBaron November 13, 2011

pressed sausage 

Like pressed hams, except this is when you take your penis and press it against the window of a car at someone, made famous by a man named Danny G

Ray:yo press ham at this bitch!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!

pressed sausage by Rayfromthecuntlasscrew1989 March 29, 2005

Brown Sausage 

When a man or women or man and man are having anal sex and during the anal penetration, the women or other man shits onto the penis.

I was having anal with Janice and she gave me a brown sausage!

Brown Sausage by knolller938 July 22, 2012