roflmao and salad sandwich 

a well rounded serving of laughter

"wow that part time pirate just slipped on a banana peel into a pool of bad-tempered mutated sea bass equipped with lazers"

"lol! omg! roflmao and salad sandwich!!!1!11"

roflmao and salad sandwich by rocktard November 11, 2008

crap sandwich 

President Obama's 2009 Economic Stimulus Package.

That crap sandwich is so big they'll need a funnel to get it down our throats. And by "our" I mean we the American taxpayers.

crap sandwich by NVLL February 2, 2009

Hairdressers bacon sandwich 

A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.

I wish I'd never gone down on her, she had a hairdressers bacon sandwich....

Hairdressers bacon sandwich by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

Vietnamese sandwich 

A sex maneuver in which one partner spreads the other partner and proceeds to smear the butter. Immediately after, the vegetables and the meat are inserted within the buns. Finally, the climax occurs when the sandwich is devoured.

My name is Hangbo I duh horny for Aaron Cha. Thus, I gave my partner a Vietnamese sandwich. He especially enjoyed the butter that I smeared all over his face and he also enjoyed the vegetables and meat that I inserted in his buns.

Vietnamese sandwich by sexymania October 7, 2011

California Sandwich 

Baby sandwich. Commonly reffered to as a California Cheeseburger, may have originated on the Simpsons. Often used to refer to a hippie who is too high to notice that they're eating a baby. Ingriedients are as follows; 1 large baby, 2 extra large slices of bread, season to taste, (Note: May add lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato, ketchp, mustard, or mayonnaise to give your baby more flavor)

"I'm hungry for a California Sandwich!" ~ Shaquille O'Neal

California Sandwich by T ro n Vna Htutoen January 17, 2006

Italian beef sandwich vagina 

A very gross, loose and saggy vagina that resembles the thick shreds of meat in an Italian beef sandwich. Generally found on strippers and porn actresses.

"Ew, did you see that stripper's Italian beef sandwich vagina? I want my fuckin' money back."

Italian beef sandwich vagina by Dave Losso December 12, 2007

peanut butter sandwich 

The occurance of needing a turd so badly that you let a little bit of shit out of your anus and it gets smeared all around your crack. The ass itself when looked at, then has the appearance of a peanut butter sandwich.

"Ive got such a peanut butter sandwich right now."

As the naked man bent over, the onlookers cried "Oh my god hes got quite a peanut butter sandwich."

peanut butter sandwich by TehMuel November 6, 2007