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Cutie Pie

In real estate parlance, someone who uses an agent to show them a lot of homes, and then bypasses the agent by making an offer directly to the seller.
Jane was a real cutie pie -- I showed her 15 houses last weekend, and then found out she tried to save 6% by making an offer directly to the Johnsons.
by ricky2batz January 7, 2009
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Eskimo Pie

When you have a blumpkin and before you nut, you stand up grab your own feces you lay it across your partners forehead and slap it with your junk until you bust a nut.
Dude, that chick last night totally loved her Eskimo Pie i gave her!
by Ninjalord November 8, 2009
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turd pie

My sis is the biggest turdpie in the world.
by FIASQP August 9, 2003
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cherry pie

when you shag a girl on their period
by hairypervert July 27, 2009
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meat pie

A competition established by sydney siders as a race to loose their virginity first. It is a play on the popular "American Pie" competition, only down under.
Daniel: I am going to win meat pie a-a-alex
Ishac: Shutup Daniel
Daniel: ok
by ishdick May 29, 2014
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Blumpkin Pie

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg
Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!
by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015
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hair pie

A few of the guys I've rimmed had hair pies and I usually got a few mouth hairs!
by USAF Cadet June 24, 2021
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