derp stick

one who speaks incorrectly or makes clumsy/dumb mistakes frequently
that ole Jim is quite the derp stick

oh yeah, just the other day he thought a pop tart was an anthill
by nyysony11 June 03, 2011
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Combi Stick

Combi Stick (Pronounced "Comb-Bee Stick"): A weapon of immense power if used correctly in the video game "Aliens vs Predator". The booklet states that "The Combi Stick requires a precise aim, but inflicts devastating wounds." According to XxNemesis0320xX and fellow Combi Stick advocates, it is the weapon that was used by Lee Harvey Oswald used to assassinate Kennedy, the walking stick used by Bear Grylls when he becomes exhausted, the back scratchier of Chuck Norris, and the weapon of choice held by the fabled Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, who was kicked out of the gang because of his immense power making the other four look bad. Whilst one is in possession of this godsend, they are completely invincible! To properly use this weapon of mass carnage, merely heavy attack, then quickly hit the Right Trigger while they are suffering the effects of recoil. Happy Hunting!
XxNemesis0320xX: Fuck yeah, I have the Combi Stick!

Razorback117: DID YOU JUST SAY THE COMBI STICK!? Good game everybody, we have this one in the bag!

XxNemesis0320xX: You Just Lost The Game, and you are now breathing manually.
by XxNemesis0320xX April 01, 2010
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thunder sticks

large, stinky, and long turds
"Dude i just made some thunder sticks in the bathroom"
by noah p m. August 24, 2008
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ass on sticks

Native American name for a guy with skinny legs who wears skin tight jeans.
Look at "ass on sticks" unloading his truck.
by JLove July 09, 2004
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Night Stick

He smacked the biotch across the face with his "night stick" before he made her "polish" it.
by buddy-doo February 09, 2009
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Rip Stick

A neat-looking skateboard type thing that is wobblier and more dangerous, but that looks really cool and is sure to impress your 12 year old buddies until you fall and break your arm.
Mooooooooom!!!!!! *sob* Owwwwwww!!!!!!!! *sob sob* We need to go to the emergency room!!!! *wail* I fell off my Rip Stick and think I broke my arm!!!!!*sob* *wail*
by mommamia February 10, 2012
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Selfie Stick

Shaquille O'Neals's Cock
by RedBear14 April 04, 2015
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