wrong-numbered 

When you give someone a false number so that you don't actually have to speak to them again. Normally after you've met with someone new, and being the polite person that you are, don't want to say no to exchanging numbers. That way they think you are a nice guy, plus you don't have to explain to them why you don't like them. If the cover is blown, the person who got wrong-numbered can be blamed for not taking down the number correctly.

Guy1: "I called the number this chick gave me last night, but it was some random old guy..."

Guy2: "Dude!!! you got totally wrong-numbered!!"

wrong-numbered by linguisticosity1 September 19, 2009

Roman Numeral 

Roman numerals are numerals that replace the normal Arabic numerals. They use letters such as
I, V, X, L, C, D, and M. Each letter has a value and cannot be repeated more than 3 times. A bar over a roman numeral means it has been multiplied 1000 times so you don't have to write numbers that are like 20 numerals long.

I am an expert at roman numerals.

Roman Numeral by Diedon December 6, 2015

The Numbers

Mason, what do they mean?

INTERROGATOR: The numbers, Mason, what do they mean?
Mason: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!

The Numbers by *insert funny jojoke here* February 9, 2021

The BS Law of Numbers 

The BS Law of Numbers- short for Barreras Spliff Law of numbers, is a simple solution to the question that baffles us all; In a group setting, how many spliffs should one roll in relation to how many people there are? Mathematically inducted through strenuous calculation and testing in 2010, A. Barreras found that you take x/2 amount of people and roll y amount of Spliffs/Joints. So in short x/2=y*.

*If there is a .5, just round up/down according to how stingy you want to be with your weed.

*****The remainder rule can apply if there is a special occasion. Just roll an extra and magically pull it out when everyone thinks there is no more.

A: Dude, there are 11 of us, how many spliffs should I roll?
E: Just use the BS Law of numbers, so thats 5.5 spliffs.

A: Fuck it I'll just roll 6 cause I DGAF like a pro.

The BS Law of Numbers by Captain DGAF May 13, 2010

put up numbers 

verb
To score high in a game

Jim: " Why is that random person in our squad?"
John: "I don't know, but he put up numbers last match."
Jim: "Keep him, then."

put up numbers by CheeseRat June 10, 2018

numpert

A retarded individual commonly known as John Brennan.

"John Brennan is a complete and udder numpert"

numpert by Semolinapilchard November 10, 2008

crunching numbers 

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.

"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"

crunching numbers by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007