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Joke

When your friend tells you he's gay.
Nigger: Hey Brandon! I'm a gay!
Brandon: Haha, I get it. Your a joke!
by anonymous June 4, 2023
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Geni-joke

Geni-joke is a specific type of a joke which was created by the person named Geni Tanaka, the son of Japan's most famous actor and movie director, Hiroyuki Tanaka. The way of using this word when somebody says a joke is still unknown, as the joke needs to be approved by Geni Tanaka. The joke is typically dank and logical, only people with high IQ can understand type of joke. You could contact this person via Instagram: @genrunner
person 1: *says a joke*
person 2: damn that's a geni-joke
person1: I should go to contact geni!
by kakato123 December 19, 2019
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Wanna hear a joke, Murray?

Bound as a warning, as something said that will astonish you, shock you.
Will Smith posts a video, captioned '' Me n' @jadapinkettsmith got all dressed up to choose chaos, right before the INCIDENT.
Comment:
'' Wanna hear a joke, Murray? ''
by Aughh April 2, 2022
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Dick joke

All/any joke that Nikki laughs at
Nicki, she only laughs at dick jokes
by 123datboi123 February 5, 2019
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Joke

Making fun of something or someone for no reason
Wow that guy is a real joke
I know right what a fucking bitch
by Mr.McSuckin February 24, 2022
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Nick Joke

A pun with a long pretense and many unnecessary details ultimately leading to a disappointing
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.

The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...

He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.

With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 18, 2019
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Father Jokes

They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).
Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
by The Partygoers! May 19, 2022
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