kentucky thumb

A word used to describe sticking your thumb into ones anus.

-“How was your date last night?”
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“It was alright but the real fun started when she let me give her the ole’ Kentucky thumb”

by BlazinBrazzin420 May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"

Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?

by Scott the hero May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

When you drizzle barbecue sauce on your thumb and proceed to finger bang a girls vagina and eat her out after.

I’m totally going to Kentucky thumb Kristine later tonight.

by Porkonashtick May 20, 2021

Smash Thumb

When your thumb becomes swollen for days from playing so much Super Smash Brothers with the boys

“Dude my thumb is sore as fuck from playing smash brothers last night”
“Ah yes, good ole Smash Thumb....give it a few days, it’ll heal

by CHIKONEY January 18, 2020

Kentucky thumb

Not exactly what Brandon said but have to please the masses. The Kentucky Thumb is the act of inserting ones thumb into a hold or wound for pleasure or to stop from bleeding out.

My girl just told me we can try the "Kentucky Thumb" tonight. Im both aroused and scared.

by ThatOneHT May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

Rare weapon wielded by extra buff attractive Kentucky men. Once placed into your neck you are invincible for two hours and deal 5000 attack damaged to eggplants. It's commonly used during sexual activities, such as when the thumb is placed in the butt it quadruples its size and can hold back 60psi, Impressive!

I tried to blow my Damm but I found another Kentucky thumb.

by TrexDeer May 20, 2021

Thumb wrench

Thumb wrench

An whimsical term for crescent wrench

Me.."Vlad, can you hand me that thumb wrench?"

Vlad.."girly, I dont know what your talking about. "
Me.."Look hater, it's a thumb wrench cause you use your thumb to operate. You know God damn good and well what I'm talking about."

by chewieyumyum May 17, 2019