Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.
I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.
Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"
Me: "I was face-driving"
Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"
Me: "Meh"
Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"
Me: "I was face-driving"
Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"
Me: "Meh"
by aussie type of guy April 25, 2011
Get the face-drivingmug. by hahagoteem March 22, 2023
Get the meat drivemug. When you slip on a spent rubber (condom), often post-coitus or the morning after while getting out of bed, often leading to injury.
John: "Dang dude, how'd you mess up your ankle?"
Mike: "Umm... I slipped and fell due to a Ball Wheel Drive incident. Really drives me nuts."
Mike: "Umm... I slipped and fell due to a Ball Wheel Drive incident. Really drives me nuts."
by Stikki Thiccums January 1, 2024
Get the Ball Wheel Drivemug. The act of thinking your gonna win a fight against a professional mma fighter because you knocked out a nba player
by Jake_is_a_bitch December 15, 2020
Get the Drive staymug. A shit drive is where you shit yourself during a long road trip often with loads of friends or family around to smell hear and see
by Gorilla lover 420 February 4, 2022
Get the A shit drivemug. Driving from one destination to another with all lights being/turning green so there is no stopping.
by 6kizan June 28, 2018
Get the the golden drivemug. by OPOG420 October 2, 2017
Get the drive and chillmug.