mouth breather

A Conservative.

Those mouth breathers will believe anything Rush Limbaugh says.

by The Polish Parrothead August 12, 2009

ass-to-mouth

When a black guy pulls his cock out of a white guy's anus and puts his cock into the white guy's mouth and says "Yeah take it bitch" and unloads in his face. Usually the white guy is from Hollywood FL and lives off of 40th street.

Did you see that gay video? Mike did some ass-to-mouth in that one, gross!

by sanchezzzzzz June 20, 2010

cobra mouth

When someone is high and is frequently licking his dry lips to get them moist, it resembles a snake hissing.

After smoking a bowl.
"Whoah dude, you have some serious cobra mouth."
"Dude, I have cobra mouth. Haha!"

by Obvious Stoners Are Obvious June 11, 2008

tiny mouth

(n)- When someone, particularly a female, gets so pissed that she purses her lips into the smallest indication of a mouth possible, resembling the asshole of a ferret, in shape and size.

I'm not the one who took your stupid highlighter pen, so don't get the tiny mouth with me.

by Haywood Jablomy 2 December 14, 2017

Green Mouth

Getting a blow job from a girl who is high. Specifically on marijuana.

Dude, I got the best green mouth from that girl yesterday.

by danksterALOL February 12, 2010

Mouth Shit

When someone takes jokes from comedians, or jokes from popular television shows, and just say them aimlessly to try to get a cheap laugh.

Man that kid over there keeps quoting lame ass Dane Cook jokes, he keeps that up and all of Dane Cook's jokes will be mouth shit.

by agent orange69 May 18, 2009

Alien Mouth

Term used to describe female sex part. Name is derived from said parts propensity to look like an alien's mouth.

Chip: Brosauras, did you cop dome from that fat chick?

Trent: She wasn't having it, however she did let me feed her alien mouth.

by Carter Chase May 1, 2010