bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth 

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth by Renkari October 14, 2021

shut your mouth 

1) Adj. Response when you are happy, but surprised or shocked by what was said.

2) Adj. Response to an insult. Often said by sassy african american women on Jerry Springer etc.

1) smarmy tv show host: you've just won a years supply of Snack Packs!
Fat guy: shut-your-mouth

2) Some chick: You stole my man? You dirty scank!
Sassy chick: You shut your mouth! He dont want you no more. MmmHmm (followed by clicking fingers from side to side)

shut your mouth by sweetheart21 March 4, 2007

Steve Tyler Mouth 

To have an insanely huge mouth, such as Steve Tyler, the lead singer of Aerosmith. Could also be called Steve Tyler Mouth Syndrome, for the unfortunate people who have to be as fugly as Steve Tyler.

Guy 1: Dude, when I was a kid, I went to an Aerosmith concert, and when Steve Tyler opened his mouth, you could see his effin' stomach, I swear to God.
Guy 2: Don't be insultin' Steve, man, you're just trying to take away from everyone's attention that you have Steve Tyler Mouth yourself, dickweed.

Steve Tyler Mouth by Spatchmo December 28, 2008

You have a purdy mouth 

When some hillbilly hits on you, the most favoured line they are to use on you is "You have a perdy mouth.", which means "You have a pretty mouth." after the compliment, there tends to be some drooling by said hillbilly along with an obnoxious wink and a YEHAW!

Z: oh hey thur' darling, breezin on thru on mah part of town? Wooooyi!

J: Yes, I'm from Toronto. Can you point me towards the direction of the nearest igloo?

Z: ..............

J: ......... um i sai-

Z: You have a purdy mouth.

J: ...

Z: Can I haff a picture of yer feet?

** J peppersprays Z**

You have a purdy mouth by typomonster November 3, 2010

Shit Mouth

A person who says foul things all the time. ie. as if shit were coming out of the person's mouth

Tell that "shit mouth" to stop saying bad things about me.

Shit Mouth by Brian May 13, 2005

turtle mouth 

A half cocked jaw. To give someone a look of disgust. Resembling a confused turtle about to gasp for air.

Sir McNutley gave me a turtlemouth when I told him King Longshanks would not succumb to his advances. Even after offering 10 Shillings.

turtle mouth by Brentus August 23, 2005

dragon mouth 

After smoking alot of weed the smoker still breathes smoke afterwords

"Dude last night i smoked like 4 grams and i still had dragon mouth an hour later"

dragon mouth by Jakkrabbit Eddie September 5, 2006