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mouth breather

Those mouth breathers will believe anything Rush Limbaugh says.
by The Polish Parrothead August 12, 2009
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ass-to-mouth

When a black guy pulls his cock out of a white guy's anus and puts his cock into the white guy's mouth and says "Yeah take it bitch" and unloads in his face. Usually the white guy is from Hollywood FL and lives off of 40th street.
Did you see that gay video? Mike did some ass-to-mouth in that one, gross!
by sanchezzzzzz June 20, 2010
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Green Mouth

Getting a blow job from a girl who is high. Specifically on marijuana.
Dude, I got the best green mouth from that girl yesterday.
by danksterALOL February 12, 2010
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rake mouth

Usually associated with a person with unusually spaced or pointed teeth (resembling a rake).
Yeah dude - when I walked into the room I thought she was hot too. But once she smiled I noticed that she had some crazy rake mouth going on. I could have used her to clean up my lawn in the fall.
by Sinno September 22, 2009
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Mouth Shit

When someone takes jokes from comedians, or jokes from popular television shows, and just say them aimlessly to try to get a cheap laugh.
Man that kid over there keeps quoting lame ass Dane Cook jokes, he keeps that up and all of Dane Cook's jokes will be mouth shit.
by agent orange69 May 18, 2009
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Joker mouth

After performing oral sex on a menstrating woman, one generally has a ring of red across their lips or mouth. Resembling The Joker from the Batman comic book series.
I ate my girl out when she was on her period and I ended up having Joker Mouth
by DYNAMITE BOY May 31, 2009
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netty mouth

Netty mouth is a physical attribute that develops through an extended period of involvement in netball, primarily of the indoor variety.

Netty mouth affects the lower jaw of the face. The lower jaw protruds beyond the upper jaw so that the lower lip is on average 3cm extended from its usual position. Netty mouth is not attractive.

Generally, only those with strong bogan heritage develop netty mouth. Those with this predisposition can be easily identified in a group environment. They're the ones who have been kicking about the stadium since birth, play in multiple teams on every day of the week, are best mates with the umpires, and appear to be asexual.

Whilst not usually painful, netty mouth can cause discomfort and difficulty drinking UDL cans and smoking burners/darts in the carpark. Netty mouth can also affect the ability to sledge the opposition as the comments are virtually impossible to decipher.

Netty mouth only affects the female population. However, given the gender of those inflicted may be difficult to determine, the terms footy mouth may also be applicable.
"Ouch, has she/he fallen over?" "Na, they've been coming here for years, that's just the netty mouth kicking in"
by Tassie16 June 2, 2009
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