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Mexican spaghetti

When a man cums in a woman's hair and wraps it around her face then peels it off after it dries and she eats it.
Bro, my girl tried some Mexican spaghetti last night and loved it!
by NW_Boarder July 5, 2019
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Mexican wall

any promise made by someone that’s unnecessary and ridiculous, and would only be embraced by idiots
Ex. 1
Bert: “Did you hear that guitarist in the band last night announce that he was going to buy everyone in the world a new guitar?! Isn’t that awesome?!”

Tony: “Dude, that was totally a Mexican Wall. Don’t be an idiot.”

Ex. 2

Sarah: “If elected, I promise to build a shiny new space dome around the world to protect us from aliens!”

Pete: “Wow. There goes Sarah’s chance at being taken seriously. Only a moron wold believe that Mexican Wall.”
by Dark link November 3, 2017
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mexican crockpot

by surfdog May 28, 2016
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Mexican pizza

When a woman eats Taco Bell before sex, gags getting throat fucked, throws up on a mans dick, then he fucks her in the pussy until she’s about to cum and then flips her over and fucks her in the ass.
Taco Bell can take it off their menu but they can’t stop me from getting a Mexican pizza.
by Ctouch September 21, 2020
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Mexican Baseball

A weed smoking game in which you take a hit and hold it in your lungs until the piece is passed back to you. This game is often difficult, and very harsh on your lungs
That mexican baseball will kill your lungs
by Lord of Swagger November 29, 2012
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Mexican Laundry

Doing your laundry in the kitchen sink rather then the dishwasher.
Steve: Ahh shit I spilled BBQ sauce on my shirt.

Joe: No worries just Mexican Laundry it in the sink with some dish soap.
by Nattys July 31, 2012
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mexican cruise

when you and some brohans cant find anywhere to party so you drive around and get schwasted preferrably on some backroad perfect for cruisin.
yo broski not shits poppin tonite so lets hit up a mexican cruise on OJ.
by moemike March 6, 2011
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