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Mexican Handjob Roulette 

A partner/ handjob giver rubs jalapeños on one hand and lube on the other without telling the handjob receiver. The receiver then chooses a hand and receives a handjob with chosen hand either receiving a nice lubed handjob or a fiery, painful rub and tug
1."dude she offered me a Mexican Handjob Roulette. i chose the lube hand thank god, it felt amazing."
2. "i chose the jalapeños bro, my dick almost fell off. never try a Mexican Handjob Roulette"

Mexican tube rider 

Anal masturbation with any rod or pole shaped object lathered in Mexican hot sauce.
It wasn't only the spicy food I ate last night that made my asshole burn, because yesterday I was a Mexican tube rider.
Mexican tube rider by DonNorway December 14, 2015

mexican slide 

Crossing two or more lanes without yielding to get around heavy traffic or make a last minute exit.
Hey you're going to need to make a Mexican slide if you want to make that exit.
mexican slide by Cignayshe April 24, 2016

Mexican rimjob 

Licking the rim of a salted margarita glass. A person licks around the entire rim before drinking the margarita because the salt enhances the flavor of the sweet margarita. margarita, salt, salty, alcohol, drinking, drunk, intoxicated, margarita glass, happy hour, bar, liquor
The best part of happy hour on Friday is licking the rim of a margarita glass and then taking a big sip, knowing that it's party time. That's a Mexican rimjob, buddy!

Mexican Locomotive 

A number of men lining up to have sex with a group of pregnant women.
My buddies and I ran a Mexican locomotive on the community pregnant wives club.
Mexican Locomotive by AmanC23 July 30, 2016

mexican oreo 

when you take a girl out for mexican food then proceed to take her home and have anal sex which forces you to cum and her to shit herself.
Hey bro, i took yolanda to El Torrito then we went back to her place and made a mexican oreo.