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Kelly

Fake friend used in order to get out of a conversation with boys. She is short and has yellow hair. She constantly needs her friends, has a birthday at least once a weekend, and is in the bathroom if you get called out by guys from a previous conversation in which you said you were going to go find her. She is always the first one to arrive and depart a party. She is very adaptable, flexible to any situation, and has tons of connections.
Mid-conversation with boys you are not interested in, "OMG, Brittany, we have to go find Kelly! She is going to be so mad we left her!"
by Helpme1987 March 6, 2011
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Kelly

She a slut and a hoe she can be pretty but a cheater
Eww kelly
by Cacperezacosta September 24, 2015
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Kelli

Hilarious and emo as fuck. She cranks coffee has Chihuahuas and loves cats. Usually she is blonde, but had a sudden struck of interest for bangs and black hair. She loves animals and also enjoys hanging with her friends. Kellis are usually funny but really quiet and shy. They never wear their hair up.
You see that Kelli over there? I kinda just wanna be her.
by Head_4_life February 27, 2018
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Kelli

She is Gaylord.
Kelli is the gaylordiest Gaylord by far
by Creetor March 11, 2019
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Minka Kelly

Minka Dumont Kelly (born Minka Dumont Dufay; on June 24, 1980 is most known for her roles in the TV series Friday Night Lights (2006), Parenthood (2010) and Charlie's Angels (2011). She is also known for her role in The Roommate (2011). She appeared in the 2013 film The Butler as Jackie Kennedy and in the short-lived Fox science fiction/crime drama Almost Human.
She's also known as the ex of actor Chris Evans and Derek Jeter.
by KoolChaos7 January 30, 2017
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Hellen Keller Moment

A Hellen Keller Moment is when you go full retard(never go full retard). When you forget something really simple, or have a "Brain Fart". If you have "selective hearing", that is a good example of this.
Teacher: Jimmy, what is 2+3?
Jimmy:Uuhh, 74.
Teacher: No Jimmy, it's 5.

Jimmy:Sorry teach, I had a Hellen Keller Moment.
by MaxBossBaker2 June 21, 2017
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Helen Keller

verb; a sexual act between a man and a woman in which the man ejaculates into the eyes of the woman and claps both of her ears simultaneously, creating the illusion that she is both blind and deaf
John: How did your date go last night?
Bill: I Helen Kellered that bitch
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