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Spaghetti Johnson

The celebrity and meme, Spaghetti Johnson, known for his meme-ability and the fact he looks like Mathew Lillard as Shaggy from the Live Acton Scooby Doo. His catch phrase is "Spaghetti!", his favorite food is Bush's Beans, and his favorite show is Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius.
Wow Spaghetti Johnson is so cool, I cant believe you dont know who he is!
by Corey Adobeson February 2, 2025
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Johnson

Can be used in any situation as a verb adjective or noun.
I could go for a Johnson right now.
by TheJohnsonJohnson August 3, 2024
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Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money
I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.
by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019
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First Spin Johnson

FIRST SPIN JOHNSON

(noun / verb — peak internet slang)

Definition:
When someone absolutely cooks on their very first try, pulling off a win so stupidly lucky that everyone around them questions reality. A First Spin Johnson is the kind of beginner’s luck that feels like cheating — zero skill, zero experience, maximum disrespect to everyone who actually tries.

Vibe Check:
✨ First attempt
💥 Instant W
🤡 Victim of success (thinks they’re him now)
• “He full ported his Solana into his first meme coin and caught a ripper. First Spin Johnson behavior.”
• “First spin on the slot and you smack the bonus. Certified First Spin Johnson moment.”
• “Buddy tried sports betting for the first time and hit a 7-leg parlay like it was scripted. Absolute First Spin Johnson chaos.”
by First Spin Johnson December 1, 2025
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Carl Johnson

Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.
Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj
by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023
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Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson

Hap's Lyndon Johnson in Oppenheimer; from courtroom dramas to the White House, a leader is born!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing LBJ in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson, the legal eagle from those courtroom dramas. He's a President now!
by courtofowls August 23, 2023
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Johnson in the Yawn Son

A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)
Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”

Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”

Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”
by mbewvy February 22, 2025
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