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A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.
Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!
by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 15, 2024
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Jerk a jiz

I am so horny I bet I could jerk a jiz in 10 seconds.
by Ndnzfan January 25, 2018
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Nvm I jerked off

A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off

- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
by WillieDog February 17, 2025
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circle jerk

It is the act in which more than one person engages in jacking each other off as a form to relieve their sick fetishes.
"Yesterday, Ronnie and I engaged in a circle jerk."
by maddoxtheflavorfulcarror January 17, 2025
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co-jerk

The act of jerking off with your and your partners hand while hands are clasped around your penis.
How about co-jerk before bed?
by darknasty May 26, 2017
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jerk chicken problem

Turk Rigid Goblin, or otherwise known as Jerk Chicken Problem, is used to describe those with the sleeping patterns of a delinquent, usually spending days on end in a bedroom.
"Who are we waiting for? It's been time"
"Jerk Chicken Problem"
by Rigpinge January 22, 2018
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extreme circle jerk

When five guys sit with their dicks out around one in the middle the one in the middle has a pocket pussy and places the pocket pussy on their dick and quickly lifts it and turns to the other guy and repeats this gets progressively faster until one cums and he's out this continues until everyone nuts who ever got out first has to drink the all of the cum out of the pocket pussy
I can't believe I lost to Michael last night when we played extreme circle jerk
by N69gaming September 20, 2022
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