House Cooling Party

Opposite of House Warming Party.

A party to celebrate moving out of a place.

We're moving out of our place next month, so you're invited to our house cooling party this Saturday. Please bring your own bag, and be prepared to go home with some lovely parting gifts.

by The C Money January 31, 2005

Dog House

1. When someone is an ass and really pisses you off, you put them in the dog house.

2. You hurt my feelings, screw you.

3. When a man forgets his anniversary, his wife can put him in the dog house.

Buddy was taking advantage of my hospitality so he's in the dog house.

by Jamie Savard January 9, 2004

House on a Finger

A very large, very expensive ring bought for one's wife as a bribe. The ring makes the statement, "I've cheated on you, but you and I both know that I can buy your forgiveness because we are both shallow fucks."

Kobe Bryant: Here, baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for the fact that I forced anal sex on a hotel worker and violated our marriage vows all in the same stroke.

(OR)

Tiger Woods: Here baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for all the skank tapping I've been doing lately. Please don't beat my ass with a golf club anymore...

by justsaynotocheatingasswipe November 30, 2009

houdini extrodinare

Much like the famous disappearing act of Harry Houdini, you perform a disappearing act of your own...place a girl in the doggy style position in front of a window so that she can see outside...before inserting your cock, you switch places with one of your good friends (or some random dude) who will proceed to fuck her brains out. Meanwhile, you run outside of the window and wave to her.

-Jenny broke the window when she saw Kyle waving outside during the Houdini extrodinare.
-Wow, after I pulled off the Houdini extrodinare, Jenny won't speak to me any more...I don't know why, Sir David Andrew Segich had a great time.

by Fenza Fenz October 8, 2006

Houcktastic

Something amazing, great work, excellent effort.

Man Scott is houcktastic.

by Dictionary Man March 26, 2004

happy hour

Where the worst selling and nastiest tasting alcoholic beverages are sold for half price to a bunch of alcoholics too drunk to notice.

Kids like happy hour, because afterwards they get to roll the drunk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

housemaster

The hero that looks like a slice of bread, responsible for all things surrounding the Arfenhouse.

by H Hog September 5, 2003