Thirsty goat
Thirsty goat by Thegoatlicker69 August 24, 2019
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minecraft goat by minecraftgoatttt August 18, 2021
I'm going to milk your goat.
A phrase used to insult and intimidate AND mock/taunt the opponent, all at once.
"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.
It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.
"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.
It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.
*Two people look each other in the eye, one on one dodge ball*
P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"
*Also:*
Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"
Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"
P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"
*Also:*
Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"
Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"
I'm going to milk your goat. by J'Seph December 18, 2012
Purple Goat
Bob the Purple Goat, #'s one to infinite. So long as we can count, so long will there be Bob.
Bob the Purple Goat is a creation of Matt, AKA Gwd/xGwdx. Bob was originally intended to be the basis of a story involving a talking horse, a senile old woman, a large red wood and a semi. Bob died within this story, having been eaten by the talking horse. After that, Bob was used many times afterwards for various stories, jokes, and as a character of roleplays. Whenever Bob perishes, a new Bob will take that Purple Goat's place. This new Bob often comes from seemingly no where, but does in fact come from somewhere. That place just happens to be no where. Try and contact Gwd if you would like that explanation further spoken of.
There are three Bob's worth special mention. #15, whom was a complete idiot. #13, who was a gift to Amy/Chibi Monkey, whom was also the worst case of Bad Luck and jinxing anyone has ever experience(Died quickly, obviously).
The third was #42. 42/Forty-Two is the mightiest of all Bob's. A demi-god of the line of Purple Goats, 42 was/will be quite worshipped.
Bob the Purple Goat is a creation of Matt, AKA Gwd/xGwdx. Anyone whom uses a Purple Goat in any form is a copy-cat, and should be punished immediately. Renamed or not, any Purple Goats not used by Matt is a poser, probably not named Bob, does not deserve the name Bob, and most likely isn't worth a single mention.
The only exception for the use of Bob the Purple Goat is Trish, AKA Angel/Aku_Itatchi/A-Chan who has permission and full rights to the use of Bob.
As of the typing of this definition, Bob is currently #36.
Bob the Purple Goat is a creation of Matt, AKA Gwd/xGwdx. Bob was originally intended to be the basis of a story involving a talking horse, a senile old woman, a large red wood and a semi. Bob died within this story, having been eaten by the talking horse. After that, Bob was used many times afterwards for various stories, jokes, and as a character of roleplays. Whenever Bob perishes, a new Bob will take that Purple Goat's place. This new Bob often comes from seemingly no where, but does in fact come from somewhere. That place just happens to be no where. Try and contact Gwd if you would like that explanation further spoken of.
There are three Bob's worth special mention. #15, whom was a complete idiot. #13, who was a gift to Amy/Chibi Monkey, whom was also the worst case of Bad Luck and jinxing anyone has ever experience(Died quickly, obviously).
The third was #42. 42/Forty-Two is the mightiest of all Bob's. A demi-god of the line of Purple Goats, 42 was/will be quite worshipped.
Bob the Purple Goat is a creation of Matt, AKA Gwd/xGwdx. Anyone whom uses a Purple Goat in any form is a copy-cat, and should be punished immediately. Renamed or not, any Purple Goats not used by Matt is a poser, probably not named Bob, does not deserve the name Bob, and most likely isn't worth a single mention.
The only exception for the use of Bob the Purple Goat is Trish, AKA Angel/Aku_Itatchi/A-Chan who has permission and full rights to the use of Bob.
As of the typing of this definition, Bob is currently #36.
Purple Goat by Gwd July 26, 2004
headless goat
(n.) When one pulls the pants of a male down and smacks him on the head of the penis with a foot, hand, ball, bat, nail gun, frying pan, etc.
headless goat by RogerTheShrubber February 20, 2010
Fucked up goat
Fucked up goats are goats that have a problem in one way or another. The biggest fucked up goat it one looking like a human and making others think it's a human. The only way to know is sneak up on one when it is alone and it will either be eating it's own poo, sucking on it's human dick or sucking someone else's butt for the nutrients and poop. The only known fucked up goats in existence are Miley Cyrus, Osama Bin Laden and George Bush. Other fucked up goat diseases contain having two heads, being half of another animal or having a demon heart.
Fucked up goat by Masterman2000 August 18, 2011
fucking a goat
this is used ,usually on a construction job, where a complete retard just cant do enough wrong to get fired cause he " has a picture of the boss fucking a goat" and said boss doesnt want the information to surface.
that guy cant even piss without instructions and someone holding his hand,he must have a picture of someone fucking a goat not to be fired.
fucking a goat by evilgoodness July 6, 2014