The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019
Get the Devils gate keeper mug.During anal intercourse in the doggy style position - the male quickly pulls out of the female's anus, then moves towards the vagina. Before entering, the male pulls apart the labia, imitating gates to hell and thrusts inside, all whilst laughing maniacally like the Devil. In the confusion, pleasure, and potential pain, the female will likely turn round and hit the male, most commonly on the erect penis, thus with the pain imitating the fiery chasms of Hell.
Man 1: "Bro I did The Gates of Hell on her last night!"
Man 2: "WTF no way! Did your dick burn afterwards?"
Man 1: "Yeah, after the turned around and slapped the fuck out of it."
Man 2: "WTF no way! Did your dick burn afterwards?"
Man 1: "Yeah, after the turned around and slapped the fuck out of it."
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by yungvanizzle July 24, 2019
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Get the breaded grated chicken leg bis mug.Cra-goated is the mix of a goat and a cracked person they will stomp you in anything you challenge them to... :/
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Get the Cra-goated mug.A King Gates is an awkward male that lacks any social skills. A person that is completely impervious to any understanding of social cues. A dreg of society that offers nothing to the world and should instantly be forgotten about.
Ex. Person 1: (Gives a silent, blank stare at person 2 without any reason whatsoever, and doesn't convey any sort of message).
Person 2: Bro! Stop being a King Gates! You're creeping me out!
Ex. Person 1(After invading the personal space of person 2 for many minutes without saying a word), then all the sudden blurts out sometimes that has no relevance to anything e.g. "I used to bang that chick on coke! We did butt chomping and it was wild!!!!!!"
Person 2:Huh? What does that have to do with anything? Go take out the garbage or something. You're being a King Gates!!!
Person 2: Bro! Stop being a King Gates! You're creeping me out!
Ex. Person 1(After invading the personal space of person 2 for many minutes without saying a word), then all the sudden blurts out sometimes that has no relevance to anything e.g. "I used to bang that chick on coke! We did butt chomping and it was wild!!!!!!"
Person 2:Huh? What does that have to do with anything? Go take out the garbage or something. You're being a King Gates!!!
by Bill Butterfield July 27, 2020
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