open farting

Verb. The act of opening your ass cheeks and letting one loose producing a quiet to silent fart. Not to be confused with open hole gas

In the middle of the lecture jimmy had to fart, so he started open farting

by definedefinition March 10, 2014

blowjob fart

Flatulence release while administering oral sex

Anne G let a blowjob fart out while giving me a blowjob

by Davecorpx January 5, 2016

Whiskey Farts

When during a hangover caused by a mass consumption of whiskey the night before, one experiences Whiskey Farts. A gaseous emmission that tends to smell vaguely of stale whiskey.

Worker: man am I hung over. Just so you know, I'm gonna be cutting Whiskey Farts all day.

Co-worker: oh, goody. Excuse me as I go attempt an Alabama Barn Slammer.

by Xavier Von Butenshire December 3, 2011

supermarket fart

to drop a fart whilst in a aisle in the supermarket and quickly making your escape down the next aisle leaving all in your wake in a toxic gas cloud.

the man quickly went around the corner to the next aisle after dropping a supermarket fart

everyone else- wtf is that smell?

by baddazoner January 8, 2011

Fart Alarm

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.

Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.

by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012

Fart Parade

A series of extremely audible gasoues emissions usually following a meal consisting of beans and/or an extended period of holding in said gas for the sake of politeness.

Upon leaving the party, Fred led a five-minute fart parade. He had, after all, consumed mass quantities of beans before he arrived and could no longer contain himself.

by h8erAid October 18, 2009

bog fart

a bubbly, gurgling flatulant emission created when an individual with excessive moisture in their asscrack, or possibly just a fat ass, farts. The sound of a bog fart resembles that of the bubbles created by organic decomposition in the darkest depths of a swamp, or perhaps by the boot of an intrepid explorer being pulled from an accidental step into a peat bog, hence the term. Such a fart could also be compared to the sounds created when a man has sexual intercourse with a woman of poor personal hygiene, commonly referred to as "swamp sex."

Neelsaw always has bog farts because he's fat and doesn't wipe his ass properly. He even goes so far as to put his shitty wipes in the trash can rather than flushing them, almost as if he grew up in, most appropriately, a bog.

by the vato hombrean empire February 24, 2011