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fake blues

Falsely acting sad.
The murderer exhibited fake blues over her death so that no one would suspect him.
by smjgJsbjgsm December 13, 2018
mugGet the fake bluesmug.

Pump-fake

When you accidentally or purposefully go from penetrating a vagina to slightly but forcefully pounding the anus and then pulling back creating the "ouch" panic moment without extremely hurting the rectum
I was pounding felisha last night and hit her with the pump-fake just to let her know that i could tear that ass up!
by 9inchN8s September 7, 2019
mugGet the Pump-fakemug.

Fake lit

Anthony Bean Burleigh
They don’t even know what yummen is, they’re so fake lit.
by Lazbean September 18, 2020
mugGet the Fake litmug.

Fake News

i) a declaration or response to a true statement or factual article which one finds unflattering, incriminating or is something they didn’t want you to know
The the reeports that I cant spel eazy werds are FAKE NEWS folks.

I’ve never met Putin. Don’t know the man. Anyone that says otherwise is spreading fake news.
by Merriamm Webster May 14, 2018
mugGet the Fake Newsmug.

Fake Major

A person whose form of study leads them to hate on all other majors;

a form of study where the information could just as easily be found on Google and has no need to go to college for it;
A college major that has been paid for when it would have been better off just paying overdue library fines and receiving the same education.
"You are pursuing a fake major because the only job you will get will be working at a Starbucks."
by Damarcus Winstavious April 29, 2013
mugGet the Fake Majormug.

fake si

A robot from the future, who steals shit from everyday people and posts pictures of it on the internet to prove he's a real human, and not actually a shit stealing robot.(www.imarealhuman_watchmeshit.com)
WATCH OUT!!! Fake si's behind you, trying to steal your shit
by Ed Dorgan December 11, 2003
mugGet the fake simug.

fake friend

A person who was never really your friend and was just using you the whole time.
Emma: Jaylen is not my friend because I’m not Tatiana’s friend. Aaliyah: I always knew that she was a fake friend
by LiT NaNA December 2, 2017
mugGet the fake friendmug.

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