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The Fart Test

The fart test is a test of the closeness of one's relationship to another. If one is comfortable farting in front of others it means that they are close to that person and they have a good relationship with one another.You can tell how close you are with another depending if you hold in a fart around them or if you let it out without giving a shit.
The Fart Test can distinguish the relationship between two people such as
gfs farting in front of the bfs
best friends farting in front of one another
by tootinme January 4, 2011
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Fart Alarm

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.
Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.
by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012
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blowjob fart

Flatulence release while administering oral sex
Anne G let a blowjob fart out while giving me a blowjob
by Davecorpx January 5, 2016
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Whiskey Farts

When during a hangover caused by a mass consumption of whiskey the night before, one experiences Whiskey Farts. A gaseous emmission that tends to smell vaguely of stale whiskey.
Worker: man am I hung over. Just so you know, I'm gonna be cutting Whiskey Farts all day.

Co-worker: oh, goody. Excuse me as I go attempt an Alabama Barn Slammer.
by Xavier Von Butenshire December 3, 2011
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Fart Parade

A series of extremely audible gasoues emissions usually following a meal consisting of beans and/or an extended period of holding in said gas for the sake of politeness.
Upon leaving the party, Fred led a five-minute fart parade. He had, after all, consumed mass quantities of beans before he arrived and could no longer contain himself.
by h8erAid October 18, 2009
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bog fart

a bubbly, gurgling flatulant emission created when an individual with excessive moisture in their asscrack, or possibly just a fat ass, farts. The sound of a bog fart resembles that of the bubbles created by organic decomposition in the darkest depths of a swamp, or perhaps by the boot of an intrepid explorer being pulled from an accidental step into a peat bog, hence the term. Such a fart could also be compared to the sounds created when a man has sexual intercourse with a woman of poor personal hygiene, commonly referred to as "swamp sex."
Neelsaw always has bog farts because he's fat and doesn't wipe his ass properly. He even goes so far as to put his shitty wipes in the trash can rather than flushing them, almost as if he grew up in, most appropriately, a bog.
by the vato hombrean empire February 24, 2011
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Fart barrier

The fart barrier is passing the point in a relationship where farting in each other's company has become accepted. Thus strengthening the relationship and bond of the couple.
I farted in front of Jules the other day! We finally made it through the fart barrier!
by Vinnyitsvinny2 May 20, 2014
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