Dry Dump

The phenomenon of going to the restroom for a poop and not peeing in the process.

That Perry guy is a weird fuck, he told me he dry dumps almost daily.

by Swol Troll March 18, 2017

Dump Truck

Donald Trump's campaign bus.

"The Dump Truck came to pick up Grammy Tucker's vote."

by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016

Dump Truck

Sitting on someones lap while they're taking a dump on the toilet.

I had to take a shit really bad, so I ran to the bathroom and made my bitch sit on my lap as I squeezed one out.

by Rachel Benson February 2, 2005

CRUMP A DUMP

A saying created by random. It's an adjective that means: too awesome to conjure a real word to describe it.

*lauren plays game...*

casssie:DUDE! did that just say CRUMP A DUMP?

lauren:....no stupid, Crump A Bomb

cassie: that is so CRUMP A DUMP!!!-glee-

by CRUMP A DUMP [cassie] April 13, 2007

dump truck

To pull out before ejaculation during heterosexual intercourse and dump your load on her rather than in her in an attempt to avert pregnancy.

Boy was she pissed when I pulled the old dump truck on her cause she wants my baby.

by Josh August 28, 2006

Doodle Dump

Taking a dump while playing doodle jump. In order to leave the bathroom you must exceed a pre set point limit on the game. This activity is absolutely crucial during long bouts of waiting for something exciting eg pre-concert, movie previews, etc.

Dude 1: Hey, where did regis go?
Dude 2: He's gonna be awhile, hes locked in a doodle dump session.
Dude 1: Ahh I see...

by Ciaphas November 19, 2011

Dump a Couch

Take a huge crap.

Dude I need to stop by the Burger King and dump a couch. Big time!

by Griff the man March 16, 2009