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2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.
Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.
by Syk0 Pcz December 26, 2023
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Bagging in the Dirt House

Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house.
“Hey do you want to hang out this weekend?”

“Sorry, Sarah and I are going to be Bagging in the Dirt House, we might not have any free time
by Phat Sugar July 24, 2024
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Dirt G.D. Colorado

A guy from Texas who started from nothing and had gained everything his heart desires. The Alter Ego for James Gary Sturm. If you are reading this, I told you I was gonna make it. And here’s my proof. Also, Gracie Danay Miller, I still love you.
Hey, that’s Dirt G.D. Colorado

He’s a legend
by TheGreatZaZa June 28, 2023
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sticky dirt bomb

when you fart after ejaculation into the rectum and the semen seeps out
Adam: Yo Brain, I just heard that Sharon dropped a sticky dirt bomb on her way to work, is she okay?
Brain: *sigh* I'm not sure
by thanos clap May 15, 2020
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Heart of Dirt

A person, who changed overtime due to his past experience, that forged him to be a man. A man who lost his charm of reciprocating things.
He: Did you see him at the afterparty yesterday?

She: Yeah I tried talking to him, but he got a heart of Dirt it seems.
He: Bet he does
by ItsIntel December 27, 2022
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dirt rump

LICK my dirt rump eat my meat stump
by Hdjdhebd November 17, 2016
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Kentucky fried dirt nap

When you sleep with you manager after breaking up with your boyfriend earlier that day.
I told @theconfessionposts on tik tok that I had a Kentucky fried dirt nap.
by Thepussyslayer420 June 10, 2022
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