Cum Comb

A comb used to remove stuck ejaculate from hair when water doesn’t work.

He splashed in my hair and I had to use my cum comb to brush it out.

by Grunty August 16, 2019

Titty cums

The act of ejaculating multiple times on a females breasts to cover the entire chest and making the breast appear larger then they originally are due to the amount of semen on the female.

Female 1: "yeah girl he titty cums on me- girl I was so scared coz I thought the nigga was gonna die or som shitt"

Female 2: "mmhh nhh but girl did he turn yo titties to a d?"
Female 1: "nah girl he passed out 'for he could turn em in a C"

by Doc. DJ DICK February 8, 2017

Cum burger

This is the sexual act of taking a man's jizz and putting It on an unsuspecting persons cheese burger and having them eat it and telling them it's mayonnaise

Haha you just ate a cum burger fag boy/girl

by Luciepoo March 12, 2022

Cum Goblets

Cum Goblets

1. A fancy cup usually laden with jewels or other ordamental accents thats sole purpose is to collect the cum (semen) of a man. This is done for various reasons.

2. Large very round breast that attract cum.

1. "I have Cum Goblets all over the house 'cause Tracys tryin to get pregnant usin a turkey baster again! Good thing i work at Midevil Times or Id be havin to look at some cum cans. Cum Cans Its fancier this a-way..."

2."It took me five years workin this shitty ass job but i finally bought Tracy some really nice Cum Goblets"

by QUEENOFTHEUNICORN, HER GRACE August 17, 2010

cum apple

when i cum in abels apple

hey you cum apple -d me

by abels cum apple April 3, 2021

cum crusted

Being covered in cum that has dried.

Miley was lying there completely cum crusted.

by Pallyberry August 27, 2013

Cum Needle

Where you get your cum and you stick the needle up your fucking cock, and you pump it so it makes you cum, then once the needle is full of cum, you inject it into your bloodstream

Person 1: Fam wtf are you doing you daft cunt
Person 2: In doing the cum needle
Person 1: Oi, sick let me join in

by Wmffre March 1, 2021