Cock-Flop

1) The act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game or season in which you were highly favored or ranked; 2) The act of failing miserably on a grand athletic stage when your fan base expects you to be better than you were in previous years even though your best players have all been drafted; 3) Beating the #1 ranked team in the country, only to fall to the conference Cellar dweller the next week.

In back to back weeks the heavily Favored South Carolina Gamecocks blow a late 14 point lead against Kentucky and Missouri, that is a full blown Cock-Flop!

by Wildcat2014SEC October 10, 2014

Cock Slam

When You're divining someone and you destroy them so hard that its almost as if you slammed them across the head with your cock and knocked them the fuck out.

Dunamis: Shankers you're absolute ass im going to cock slam you so hard.

by The Cock Slammer July 4, 2019

bar cock

A male bartender with a poor attitude and looking to stop the party. The attitude is usually due in part to the guy being a total douche. They all come from the same background, nerds for their whole youth and now hold a position of power over "the cool kids" at the bar by having the authority to "cut you off" or "put you on hold". They are easy to identify...
spray on tans, shirts that are too small and frosted tips.
The female version is known as bar vag.

Me and my friends went out for some drinks last night. We were having a killer time until the bar cock cut us off. We still had a good time and some good laughs at his expense and hit another bar. I guess he didn't like being called a bar cock.

by guys in kilts February 22, 2009

Snap Crackle Cock

Step One: moisten penis with mouth
Step Two: dip penis in pop rocks
Step Three: sip on soda of your choice and hold some in mouth

Step Four: perform felatio

repeat as necessary

"We went through a industrial size pack of pop rocks last night playing Snap Crackle Cock."

"Hey baby wanna snap crackle this Cock!!"

by Lentastic January 15, 2010

Cock-Docking

The act of a man inserting his penis into another mans foreskin.

Man last night we were cock-docking like the soyuz at the International space station.

by Slaughterhut January 4, 2012

Cock-off

An event much like a duel, where two men unable to come to terms by conventional methods such as talking or fighting, stand back to back, walk 10 paces, turn and drop their pants. The man with the largest cock wins, and the loser must hang his head in shame and leave.

Obviously talking or even fighting wouldn't have settled the argument so I challenged him to a cock-off. I won.

by Slaney October 3, 2006

hot off the cock

Person who has very recently had sex involving a penis.

That slut, Kyah, has recently, not 30 seconds ago, fucked that guy.

Dont go near Kyah, shes hot off the cock.

by Steve June 4, 2004