Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.

"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"

by anon_king May 29, 2018

Circle that

1. An enthusiastic expression of affirmation, such as "hell yes!" or "fuck yeah!"

2. To draw an equidistant perimeter around a center or point of reference.

"Shall we order a bottle of Ciroq for the table?"
"Circle that!"

"Hey, I"m hungry, I think I'm gonna make some nachos. You want some?
"Circle that!"

"I love you. Will you marry me?"
"Circle that!"

by Rev. Shomijah Brown III, HAH!! October 2, 2012

Jonkler jerk circle

When all the jonklers come together to from a jerk circle,

The jonkler jerked his chicken in the jonkler jerk circle.

by oscaosca October 19, 2024

jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.

"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"

by bitch squad October 9, 2016

turning circles

Chemically murdered. Brain dead from doing too much drugs that night.

I've hit this so much I'm turning circles!

by Nikkis cousin September 11, 2021

Poop circle

An act of eating little penu in a white van off of the carribian. Sometimes ty will go to sleep with his wife Tanya and see a group of slaves shitting in a circle, this is when Japan has gay sex with slaves than forces them to poop in a circle. Tanya likes to watch ty joins in to have fun. He is gay

Poop circle: I love me

by Moneyismyname01 January 31, 2020

Circling buddy

A mix between a s/o and a dad

You're not my circling buddy anymore Josef!

by Kutlin March 16, 2021