steaming creamer

when a male human ejaculates into a cup, proceeds to warm it in a microwave and then serves it with coffee.

Yesterday i totally gave kendra a steaming creamer...he didn't even see it coming!...if you know what i mean.

by GKGKGKGKGKGKGKGK August 5, 2008

Beard Cream

Specifically designed to make you look like you have an authentic beard. Beard cream is a product designed for youth's so they can buy various drugs and commit crime. Originally founded by Doddy, and since has become a Major selling product throughout Norway.. not that anyone cares.

Oh Jordan you're loving my Beard Cream

by DoddyT3h3h3h3h3 January 13, 2011

Kentucky Creamer

1 - A flask bottle of bourbon hidden among the sugar and cream packets which accompany a pot of coffee.
2 - The act of giving a "milk mustache" to a first cousin.

1 - "I never would have made it through that staff meeting without the Kentucky creamer."
2 - "I heard Darryl's hometown was so small, he gave his cousin a Kentucky creamer on prom night."

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by henchman24 May 5, 2011

papaya cream

A euphemism for fluid produced during female ejaculation (also termed "squirting" or "gushing").

"The night was going really well until she shot her papaya cream all over my face."

by BioJoe June 29, 2011

ice cream shopped

When a child has done something the parrent percieves as wrong. At that exact moment the parents or grandparents then tell the child that they were planning on a surprise trip to the ice cream shop. They then reveal that since the child was doing something wrong, that the child is no longer alowed to go to said ice cream shop. Now as an adult with some higher reasoning ability onc can see that the child did not have a chance in hell of going to that ice cream shop.

Tom's mother: Sorry Tom, we were going to go to buy your favorite candy, but since you broke the lamp you can't go now.
Tom's older brother: Tom, you were just ice cream shopped! Don't listen to her you were never going to go get candy, you

In this instance the kid just got ice cream shopped and the parrent was being a bitch

by Bract November 5, 2011

Ice cream helmet

The cum residue on the tip of an uncircumcised penis.

Hey girls do you want to go to the Columbus Clippers game? Ice cream helmets are only $4.50 tonight!

by the phantom logger August 9, 2012

titty cream

An antiseptic cream, which doesn't actually exist, specifically for the purpose of applying to enflamed, grazed, chafed, cut or swollen nipples.

By the end of the marathon, Morticia's nipples were so swollen and red-raw, having just had a sweaty running shirt chafing them for a good 4 hours or more, that she applied a whole tube of titty cream to both of them.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012