Chinese Roulette

Buying heroin, fentanyl or dilaudid off the street, which could either be good pharmaceutical grade or could be some of the killer crap China's sending over by the containerload.

Carson died? How? - Played Chinese roulette at the grad party, man. Never woke up.
Ima play me some Chinese roulette, my back hurting so bad.

by PracticalPainiac June 16, 2018

Chinese Water Torture

When two guys stick their dicks into a Chinese finger trap. The ensuring stimulation makes pre cum leak out edging them but they are unable to cum.

I heard Jack and Max were caught doing Chinese Water torture.

by TopHatPenguin November 29, 2023

Chinese cornhole

When you put a eggroll in your ass and eat it out.

"Dude i was up all night in a chinese cornhole circle"

by Qung bou April 14, 2021

Chinese Ice Storm

when you freeze up hella cum overnight and plaster it all over a bitches face.

"last night I gave that bitch a chinese ice storm!"

by ShutupGonz December 16, 2018

Chinese Dietician

Someone who provides nutritional advice based on the aroma of another persons shit. Advice that is often unsolicited and unwelcome.

That Chinese dietician told me I need to eat more ____(fiber, vegetables, dairy products, etc.)

by Getbent1 December 26, 2011

Chinese backhand

Male masturbation technique. Where one reaches behind their knee and grasps the penile shaft with thumb facing toward the body rather than away from the body, as per classical technique. Resulting in the crook of ones elbow cradled in the crook of ones knee and stroking in a 'backhand' motion.

"Brah, I did me some chinese backhand last night, it was magical"

by Peter Peter Grogan Eater June 21, 2019

Little Oily Chinese Boy

He wears a suit.

Why is he so shiny?
He is a little oily Chinese boy

by Nuts289 September 22, 2023