chinese blue balls

When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.

Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!

by Bootywatchin June 16, 2017

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Chinese Laundry Chute

The act of being sucked out of a plane without a parachute.

How'd he die?

Goddamn Chinese laundry chute.

Damn chinks.

by Pinkmin June 26, 2017

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A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.

Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.

by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017

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Chinese heartburn

Spicy diarrhea; usually experienced after consuming spicy asian cuisines such as Thai , Hunan, or Szechuan.

Guy 1 “Why’s it call Chinese heartburn?”

Guy 2 “Because it burns when it comes out the other side of the world.”

by Leinad25 May 7, 2018

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Chinese Finger trap

When you are "soaking" your dick inside the pussy and then the pussy gets dry from no stimulation and then the dick gets trapped. It goes goes down hill from there.

Nathaniel: "She got me caught in that Chinese FInger Trap when I was trying to soak my member"

by Ken_Dolla February 26, 2018

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