X-ChAmP

A small fruit cocktail, whose origin is rooted in Southern Italy. Usually only eaten by gay men and ugly women, most people find X-ChAmPs too annoying to tolerate for more than a moment.

Damn... is that X-ChAmp gay or what?

by Insanemofo March 28, 2005

Chess Champion

A young person who has a very high squeaky voice and doesn't understand any sexual innuendo.

Hurbert: Hey would you like a creamsicle little boy. *slurp*
Chess Champion: Yes those are freaking amazing!
Hurbert: Come down to my cellar, they are down there.
Chess Champion: oh are they orange flavor?
Hurbert: uh sure...

by Dokvald January 9, 2010

champong

To play beer pong with champagne.
What many sororities do, but it's stupid because it's too bubbly and you throw up after.

Lisa: Wanna play champong?
Jared: No, sorry, I'm a man.

by Baller234 June 28, 2007

Cock Champ

A girl who sucks cock like a pro

That chick has a tongue ring, I wonder if she's a cock champ...

by J Da Man February 23, 2009

baldy the one eyed champ

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.

Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

chimping

Having sex. As seen on numerous National Geographic Channel documentaries.

And now yet another programme featuring Jane Goodall and some randy monkeys in Africa. Viewers please note that this show features some serious chimping.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005

Street fighter champion

See definition of Kristen.

I always thought I was the Street Fighter Champion -- that is, until I played Kristen. -- See Art.

by Publisher of How to Be a SFC March 8, 2005