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Canadian Break and Enter 

When someone goes on vacation and asks you to check in on their house while they're away. Ex: water plants, feed pets, shovel the driveway.
"We're going away for a week. Can you do a Canadian break and enter and feed our dog?". It's based on the stereotype that Canadians are so polite that when the break into a house they do nice things for the owner instead of stealing items.

Canadian cock burp 

when you pour maple syrup into your pussy and bounce on your lovers cock so fast it starts to build friction and he lets a loud cock fart.
"my girlfriend miranda poured syrup into her pussy and bounced so hard i had a canadian cock burp"

Canadian Handshake 

When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.
Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.
Canadian Handshake by Gunnyfuy March 3, 2020

Canadian snowplow 

The act of love making where the man is wearing just “a-boot”
I was giving Mary the ole Canadian Snowplow when some hosier turned out the lights.

Canadian Blender 

When you stick your thumb inside a girls asshole and you stick your fist into her pussy and shake her like a smoothie.
If you don’t stop I’ll Canadian Blender your mom!
Canadian Blender by Noahator April 15, 2020

Canadian Snowstorm

when you pour liquid bleach up your anal cavity, then visiously farting it out like a geyser
dude did you see that Canadian Snowstorm last night? I couldn't even walk on the floor after, because of a slipping hazard.