Guff cake

When a fart (guff) is caught in the hand and then released into somebody's mouth as a tasty treat.

Mum: "I wish I'd ordered some dessert at the restaurant, i'm still hungry!"
Son: "Don't worry Mum, you can eat this if you like..."
--- Son farts in hand and forces it into his mother's mouth---
Son: "Guff Cake!"
Mum: "Thank you son, I feel much better now"
Son: "That's ok Mum, anytime."

by sumosucker September 3, 2013

icing the cake

Loading fresh greens (unburnt marijuana) on top of a semi-burnt bowl of weed.

Stoner 1: "Oh yea! Theres a partially bowl in this pipe."

Stoner 2: "Here, throw this little bit of weed ontop".
Stoner 1: "I'm going to call this 'icing the cake' for now on." Stoner 2: "You should put that on urban dictionary!!"

by skunkybud November 10, 2009

Mangia Cake

Canadian term used by Italians for White People. All they eat or know how to make is Cake. In other words, people who are too preppy and have no flavour or style. Personalities are often bland. Often Skateboarders, Surfers, the French, and any other white person who is non-Italian. The Canadian counter-part to the American term "Merigan".

Bob is such a Mangia Cake.

by fachunka September 10, 2006

bake a cake

sexual intercourse

Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party

by tomcon5 March 1, 2009

Frosting on the cake

Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.

Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!

The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

Also, I have this cake

A phrase popularized by Paul Saunders of Loading Ready Run in the video 3 PS3s. It is used after telling someone what you have/have accomplished to add insult to injury. You do not need to produce a cake, only something edible (such as pie, as detailed by Morgan vanHumbeck in Computer Envy)

Person 1: Man, I can't get Recon in Halo!
Person 2: Well, I have Recon Armor. Also, I have this cake.

by K2Fer October 9, 2009

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday

man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!

by Vladamir USSR October 6, 2010