Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.

George had practical blindness for summer reading.

by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012

Boo Blinders

1) When someone is so caught up with their "boo" that they pay no attention to what's going on around them.

What's up with Becky? She didn't even notice Jr trying to holla at her. Girl, you know she be caking with Andrew, she clearly has her Boo Blinders on.

by Angeliz September 4, 2013

Crayola blind

The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.

Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."

by SoBoard September 11, 2013

Border-blind policies

ethical standards a company holds for anyone in a company, regardless of their location.

The distributor was held to border-blind policies of the manufacturer, or else their rights to distribute would be terminated.

by Laurie Means Business January 26, 2014

Luster Blind

Being unable to identify shiny colors, thinks silver is gray, gold is yellow.

Dave said the car was gray when it really was silver, he admits to being "luster blind."

by Confused1959 March 4, 2014

anil blindness

I dont see my ass or my self doing whatever it is you have asked me to do

Your boss ask you to do something you tell them you have anil blindness

by DIMPLES POOH February 2, 2015

fashion-blind

Someone who thinks they have good fashion sense, but they don't.

Nick: have you seen what Kyle is wearing?
Lucy: Omg he is so fashion-blind

by Luick July 18, 2016