Blendover

When a heterosexual secretly lives behind closed doors, often indulging in apps or profiles geared towards extreme sexual behaviors and fetishes while returning home to their sweet wife and kittens. Specifically, they prefer from the behind and have incestuous wet dreams. The lines are "blended" of acceptable and unacceptable norms of desires. Suppression often leads to double lives and divorce.

I found my husband's gayfisting reddit thread, and the dots finally connected that he loved to blendover, and often spends hours in the shower pleasing himself analy with our soap bottles and razor sticks.

by Leafduster June 19, 2023

Blended working

It is an expression used to describe a type of work that is mixed; specifically, It is work that involves working in the office and working from home.

While blended working, I can, finally, do something personal.

by Bioengineer June 27, 2023

Blonde with glasses

A blonde with glasses, often times girls are usually smart and quiet. They are most of the time very attractive.

Guy 1: I met a blonde with glasses yesterday.
Guy 2: Is she cute?

by Zestmaster09 April 9, 2023

Blonde Card

When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.

Barbara is pulling the blonde card again.

by dtill April 12, 2023

Blonde

The feminine spelling of "Blond"

I change my hair color from blond to blonde after transitioning.

by coveted seed July 23, 2023

blonde Fonzie

A blonde woman as cool as Fonzie…

Kelly Harrington is a blonde Fonzie.

by TherealLdubbs July 27, 2023

Blondering

Typically when a blonde is wondering around confused

Have u been blondering lately

by anonymous July 31, 2023