Bachelor's Handshake

The act of grabbing a woman's breast, instead of the usual handshake. Then as she raises her hand to slap you in the face high five her. Walk away like a fucking badass.

Joe: I got a restraining order filed against me.
Bob: Why?!
Joe: I gave a bachelor's handshake at the club last night.
Bob: Woah! You're such a badass

Bachelor's Handshake by CalvinFromKaty October 9, 2011

Double Beacher 

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.

Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!

Double Beacher by beacherman July 30, 2009

bachini 

A word to describe a person if they are being worse than a cunt. derived from the latin bachinios maximos

Dan: "HAHAHA I am the monopoly master!!!"
Zach: "no you're a tit!"
Morgan: "no hes a twat!"
Michael: "no hes a cunt"
Craig: "no hes a BACHINI!!!"

bachini by ZiggyP March 23, 2010

Cody Bachelder 

A man who has no weakness, besides sexual diseases. He's a pretty big deal, and you should know that.
He's been around the world and in all the wars, and can also be known as "the badger" which was his military code name while in nam

Cody Bachelder, the big deal.

Cody Bachelder by monkeywrangler November 26, 2010

Bachelor Fridge 

A condition commonly seen in fridges of single people, and people living as roommates, in which the fridge contains 237 half-empty condiment jars, leftover pizza and takeout, and not much else.

In severe cases, there may also be tupperware containers that everyone is scared to open, full of unidentified stuff that may once have been food, or dairy products that have passed their expiry dates multiple times. In these cases, it is not recommended to attempt to clean the fridge without proper biohazard gear.

Bachelor fridge is usually more of a cyclical phenomenon than a permanent state. People who suffer from bachelor fridge often go through phases where they buy real groceries and cook meals, alternating with periods of bachelor fridge.

Roommate 1: We have a bad case of bachelor fridge.

Roommate 2: I was thinking we should clean the fridge, throw out all the rotten stuff, and then go buy groceries and cook ourselves a nice dinner.

Roommate 1: Nah, I'm too tired. Let's just order pizza.

Bachelor Fridge by nationalfilmbored February 25, 2011

bache kooni 

Bache kooni means a homosexual male who likes penis inserted into his anus. A bache kooni loves anal sex. But, the "bache kooni" person must be the one whose anus is penetrated by a penis.

Hey you "bache kooni"!

bache kooni by John William Smith IV September 2, 2015

Bachelor 

Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).

BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!

Bachelor by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009