Every wanted to fuck some girl? Well too bad she could be a brick. I’m basically means they don’t get horny lol tough luck.
by Sexycat69 February 25, 2018
by dee.deee6 February 28, 2017
An object that slaves in ancient Egypt were forced to spend their lives making for Pharoah who is an asshole and wouldn't even give them straw. A rectangular baked piece of clay that can be used to build prisons, churches, schools, and the the building you work at doing a job you could live without to pay a mortgage on a house made of bricks that you cannot afford. A handheld computer powerful enough to perform all the calculations necessary to build a rocket and get off this hellride, but is generally used to ruin your life and live in a world where your opinion is always the correct one because of logarithms and bubble butts, so you shut the fuck up and make another brick. A tool for joyless masturbation intellectually, emotionally, politically, spiritually, socially yet not sexually, since real people are getting seriously harmed for weak sauce.
Yo, lemme use your brick, I wanna break my face.
I got drunk and used my brick to get fired from my job by throwing it at my bosses wife. Now, I'm unemployed and I have three girlfriends who all hate me, I used to have a job, a wife and a mistress and the latest, most, rammiest, fastest Phone in the world! I was wrong...just a brick with a picture of my dick .
I got drunk and used my brick to get fired from my job by throwing it at my bosses wife. Now, I'm unemployed and I have three girlfriends who all hate me, I used to have a job, a wife and a mistress and the latest, most, rammiest, fastest Phone in the world! I was wrong...just a brick with a picture of my dick .
by Muhammed_don't_make_an_image April 14, 2020
Males (predominantly single) who attempt to make up for the lack of affection and attention in their lives by posting overly filtered self images on social media frequently. They view the comments on each post as their source of affection and are always looking for new ways to take and post pictures of self.
by Bigballer8 May 01, 2018
by hototreeyay April 25, 2015