barstan

-Anything good in life
-Something Awesome
-Something sexual

"Dude, you got accepted into Yale? That's totally barstan"
"Damn girl. Those are some nice barstans you're rocking."

by Gabhan December 4, 2013

barstow, illinois

Is a small town . If you blink you will miss it .

Barstow, Illinois is a really boring town

by Ashley Kay224 February 7, 2014

Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.

I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker

by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015

bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce

under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support

by Sexydimma February 24, 2015

bastard shooter

The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.

Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"

by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

bastard water

Vodka

Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.

by ShogunOfSorrow April 11, 2016

bastah

An absolute fucking bastah

'Oi you fuckers, i might of not done great in school but atleast now im doing well in college and i'm not fucking it because you want that night out, seriously i could be doing something better with my time, you bastah'

by oiyoubastah August 27, 2016