barnphobia

The fear of some of Barney the dinosaur's songs because they are satanist when played backwards.

The Kiss From Me

(reversed) we love Satan

-Barnphobia

by Sondie November 30, 2010

Barnesey

To do something in which everything goes wrong, or to get so drunk that you need help from a crying scouse girl.

Person A emerges after a heavy night with a lot of sick

Person B: 'You had a right Barnesey last night'

by Norwich Ninja January 22, 2011

Barney Gumbled

To end up so drunk you seem like your imitating Barney Gumble from the Simpsons.

Bob "wanna hit the town for a few tonight?"

Dave " Yeah lets get completely Barney Gumbled!"

by fishphoenix June 28, 2011

Barney

A school director sent from hell whose hobby is to procrastinate and hide in her cave. She is also a compulsive liar, so beware.

Student 1: Hoy, ga ano ka da? (Hey, what are you doing?)
Student 2: Gahulat kay Barney, pa pirma ko tani promi ko(I'm waiting for Barney, so that she can sign my promissory note.)
Student 1: Haha, di nlng mig. busy sya kuno. di ma distorbo (Haha, there's no need friend. You cannot disturb her, she's busy.

by ihatebarney August 2, 2011

Barney Juice

When a female has contracted the Blue Waffle has her period, and the combination of fluids mix to create a thick, lumpy, purple cocktail.

"Grandma always has some Barney Juice in the fridge, but I can never find it to buy from the supermarket; I wonder how she gets it.."

by I'm a Walrus. September 4, 2011

Barnst

Supple term used to describe activities or chat that is playful, intelligent and original. Barnst is something you either posses or lack, there is no middle ground. It is also something inherently English, stemming as it does from traditional hi-jinks and tomfoolery of British yesteryear. Also known as 'Banter'. Believed to have originated from the a small town in rural Devon, UK... Barnstaple

"Oi! you stole my descriptive term for the word banter,"

"Haha!!! Good Barnst"

by Jimbobsquarepants October 6, 2012

Barncat

A college slut who overstays her welcome the next day after a hookup. In similar fashion to when a stray cat takes up home in a barn.

Man... Eric's chick from last night still hasn't left? It's 5pm! I think we might have a barncat problem boys!

by @beentheredonethat April 14, 2016