Alex Thomas

Alex Thomas is a bent who wanks over his teachers. He once asked his mate JP to “do it” and then then proceeded to finger his arsehole. He simps for girls and also has a severe case of knob cheese

Alex Thomas: “Lets do it...”

by user_heks7384783 June 20, 2020

Alex Carpenter

Someone who eats all the GODDAMN RAVIOLI!!

"Hey ah, wheres all the ravioli? I just bought like 9 cans?"

"Oh yeah that FATASS ALEX CARPENTER ATE ALL OF IT!!!!"

by UNLUCKYSCROTUM February 27, 2019

Alex Jacob

A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.

I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.

by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020

Alex Johnson

The size of a planet

That is a right Alex Johnson of a thing

by bradcastratesnonce September 25, 2020

Alex Russel

A very sexy man with a giant horse cock

Oh my God, Alex Russel has such a big cock, I wanna eat it

by DevsFan25 April 25, 2021

alex caldwell

Alex Caldwell. i wouldn't even know how to explain her/him. they are automatically the best person you'll ever meet. she/he will change your life for the better. they will come into your life unexpectedly but for the better. they will teach you many new things. they are gorgeous people with beautiful souls. there are no words to perfectly describe this person, but if you ever get a chance tell them you love them. they are going to be your light in the dark, the shinning star in the black sky, the gold medal to your perfect 10.00 score

Alex Caldwell has changed my life for the better

by davian haines October 16, 2020

Alex mallaney

Alex mullaney is a cunt, pedofile,woman beating,weed dealing scum of the earth. Being called this is the biggest insult in the world

Alex mallaney is a cunt.

Alex mallaney needs to grow some balls and not pick on a woman

by mummashark September 1, 2020