when a man has a foursome with 2 gay KFC workers and 1 living hydroflask, and one gay KFC worker pisses in the mans nostril until it comes out his mouth so that the living hydroflask can be filled with it, all while the other gay KFC worker is eating the mans ass which has been pre-filled with chocolate syrup infused cum.
by bussypopper200 September 08, 2021
Alex Thomas is a bent who wanks over his teachers. He once asked his mate JP to “do it” and then then proceeded to finger his arsehole. He simps for girls and also has a severe case of knob cheese
Alex Thomas: “Lets do it...”
by user_heks7384783 June 20, 2020
A comedian and leader of a band. Also known as Little Alex Horne. Also, he wants a see-through toaster.
by harambe’s financial advisor June 26, 2020
Let's meet up at the spinning Alex.
by Kingval October 13, 2016
by johanthelitguy December 17, 2018
A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.
I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.
by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020
-Potential communist
-Has a brisk drinking problem
-Furries are his fetish
-Currently in a relationship with Jack Wu
-Addicted to solitaire
-Wears green headphones large enough for two people
-Likes beans
-collected all 5 infinity stones stones in his nose
-Has a brisk drinking problem
-Furries are his fetish
-Currently in a relationship with Jack Wu
-Addicted to solitaire
-Wears green headphones large enough for two people
-Likes beans
-collected all 5 infinity stones stones in his nose
by Slavicmemelord2147 February 08, 2019