Duck stash

The mustache-like plaster of sticky feathers left on the upper lip of someone who has just blown a duck.
Person 1 "Dude, I hate when you eat soup for lunch!"

Person 2 "Why?"

Person 1 "Because it gets all caught up in your duck stash! You are so f**king fowl!"
by NoFanOfTodd January 13, 2011
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Duck overlord

A mother fucker who controls ducks
Example Ben is a duck overlord he controls ducks

See definitions of Ben for reference on urban dictionary for more.
by Nikkafuckyall January 02, 2022
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Duck itch

Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.
Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.
by Dmbotchjob April 02, 2021
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red duck

someone who quacks like a duck while boning a girl with their bloody penis
bitch wanna red duck
by uncleryancurran March 16, 2016
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Red ducks

Red duck(s): a concerning situation, akin to red flags flying. Something or someone seems off or sketchy.
Employee 1: Did you catch the cheesy smile and odd behavior of the new employee? I think she showed up to work under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Employee 2: Yes!!! I thought I was the only one that noticed! Red ducks flying, dude! Red ducks!
by JenRN05 March 02, 2022
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king of ducks

Truly the most fowl of ducks. Typically very snooty and expects other ducks to pay tribute and quack when he passes.
Son: Why are all those ducks quacking at that one?
Father: Son, that's the king of ducks. {bows deeply}
by EncryptedThoughts April 16, 2019
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duck pucker

One continually screws things up.
That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.
by VengefulGrandma July 19, 2015
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