chinese relaxation

When a girl rubs her wet pussy across a man's back, then proceeds to massage it.

Sarah and Jeff had a brief period of Chinese relaxation.

by pablorodrigo May 10, 2016

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

chinese pocket method

A method of masturbation of males where guys grab their dick through their pocket and then jerk off

A: how do I jerk off in class bro?
B: just go to the last bench and use the Chinese pocket method!

by Okok32 July 13, 2025

Chinese rope-burn

1. Chinese burn performed by a rope or someone giving someone else a Chinese burn while using rope.
2. When a rope pulls your skin while giving you rope burn.

'This harness is giving me Chinese rope-burn.'

by LailynDarkskySeafoam February 9, 2023

Chinese

Where The CEO of TikTok (Shou Zi Chew) Was Born And Raised

Senator Tom Cotton - "Mr Chew, what continent is Singapore in?"
Shou Chew - "Asia, Senator"
Senator Tom Cotton - "And what continent is China in, Mr Chew?"
Shou Chew - "Asia, Senator"
Senator Tom Cotton - "SO YOURE CHINESE!"

by Skibicumlauncher69 February 1, 2025

Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.

Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.

by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018

The Chinese Wall

The fine act of you putting 8 pieces of 'Snus' under your upper and lower lip - 4 under your upper lip and 4 under your lower lip - causing you to get brutally stoned.

Oh shit, he just took a The Chinese Wall and he aight'

by JersaySutteren May 23, 2021