midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023

Canal Whale

A girthy, weighty penis.

There’s not enough blow in New Cross to snort a line off of Deangelo’s canal whale

by Cashman Pickles December 1, 2020

whale drop

The act of dropping one self sideways without any regard to where he/she might land.
Often practiced mid-winter in the great white north.

Dude! I was walking down this trail, and got so tired that I *whale dropped* on the spot.

by CaptnJack April 25, 2014

Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.

Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.

by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024

Whale load

A huge amount of cum

I dumped a whale load on my hoes face last night.

by girthycock666 July 24, 2018

whale

Having the best time ever ever ever

'having a whale of a time'

"We whaled it"

by Th Official Jaybae Mosleu June 25, 2016

Whale

Your mother

"Your mother is a whale"

by Callan Marnell February 10, 2021