adjective: Angry
When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
Vernon: Hey man, what's up?
Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.
Vernon: Natalie just ate it.
Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.
Vernon: Natalie just ate it.
Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
by Mattydreads1 May 6, 2010
Get the monkey-pissedmug. The time taken to begin urinating after one approaches the urinal. The time between your urine leaving your body and when you take stance with your penis exposed in known as your "Pee-Ping(ms)" (Less is better). Piss latency is typically higher when others are around (like in public restrooms) and especially after fornication.
by Master Yolo McSwaglington May 1, 2014
Get the Piss Latencymug. The act of simultaneously sucking a vape while taking a piss, usually at a public urnal at a place such as work or a sporting event or in your home.
Mark- “what are you doing over there bruce?”
Bruce- “oh I’ m just taking a piss suck. It gives me plenty of time to get my suck in and get other things done!”
Bruce- “oh I’ m just taking a piss suck. It gives me plenty of time to get my suck in and get other things done!”
by Warthog0129 August 5, 2022
Get the Piss Suckmug. The occurrence of when one sits on a toilet with urine covering the seat, causing the back of their thigh to become wet.
After Bob's breakup with Jessica, Bob decided to sneak laxatives into Jessica's food and piss panty all the toilets in her house.
by I'm Bicycle, But Call Me Bike December 7, 2019
Get the piss pantymug. I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted
by GlobalMessenger January 9, 2015
Get the Piss Giftedmug. A piss hick is someone who smells like piss and looks like a piss enjoyer, they’re annoying as fuck and look ugly, and actually they do drink piss. Piss hicks are usually sitting behind you breathing on your neck in class and take long ass water fountain sips and piss themselves, they also show off everything at urinals.
Yeah you seen that guy Craig over there? Yeah he looks like a piss hick I can smell the piss.
Yeah that’s a fucking piss hick.
Yeah that’s a fucking piss hick.
by StayWorkin (Piss Hick creator) November 30, 2021
Get the piss hickmug. by Posttisshit June 14, 2020
Get the Pony pissmug.