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Shower Hour

Time between 9:30-12 , or 1-3 AM if your coming home from a party.
Guy 1:Dude, where is everyone ? No ones online !

Guy 2:Stop bitching, its shower hour .
by mrjames81 March 20, 2010
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muppet shower

To Shower with a muppet. To Shower with a person that is extremely hairy. To Misspell Muppet Show.
I took a shower with my husband. He is so hairy, we took a muppet shower
by Lo-G January 3, 2008
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tramp shower

Sometimes necessary if there's no time to have a proper shower.
Involves standing in the bath with a flannel/sponge, running it under the tap or dipping it in a bowl, and having a quick sponge bath.
Person1: Oh crap I have no time to have a shower :(
Person2: Have a tramp shower then :L
Person1: Good plan!
by butterfly992 April 7, 2010
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shower floor

Most commonly visited place of the clumsy.
Damn! Not the shower floor again!
by Lonely Black Heart July 13, 2003
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shower cuddle

A cuddle from someone special (girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/mother/father) that is essential prior to being able to have a shower. This may be used as a procrastination or stalling tactic.
(Person #1) Have you had a shower yet?
(Person #2) I couldn't shower until you came home. I haven't had my shower cuddle.
by Ego Altered July 27, 2016
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Shower curtain

A needy woman who clings to you because you got her a bit wet.
"I looked at some woman's profile on pof.com and now I get a message from her every fucking day.

She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."
by Rumpleforeskin July 11, 2012
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slacker shower

Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.
This bum is taking a slacker shower. He's spraying Axe all over himself. Thing is, he still stinks.
by Genuine Nerd May 18, 2010
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