Gamer delirium

Noun; State of sitting down for a quick gaming session, then looking up to find 5-24 hours has passed since you've ate shit or moved.

Dude I was about to go on a date but I got gamer delirium and ended up slappin it at 5 am instead.

by americanaverage March 12, 2014

gamer's ignorance

When a gamer doesn't do something on the game that they are playing but instead asks why they couldn't do that certain thing and how they do that thing to the point of mashing random buttons or to the point of questioning the game's development.

This usually makes the person watching angry.

Game: PRESS Y TO OPEN THE DOOR

Gamer: OMFG HOW DO I OPEN THIS DOOR?!?!!? *mashing random buttons until the door opens*

Viewer: I swear, this guy has so much gamer's ignorance.

by prackle May 26, 2014

floor gamer

Someone who is too poor to afford a desk, so instead games on the floor or bed with a laptop

"Yo man I don't have a desk." "Then what are you a floor gamer?"

by TheAgnetOfThipis June 30, 2014

Amish Gamer

A gamer who for some god damn reason worships old games and consoles and seems to not like improvement in gaming. (Applies to genwunners in pokemon and anyone who wants to look special in world of warcraft)

Person a: yeah all this new console crap is bad, like HD graphics, new ways to design gameplay, multi player without some buggy link cable, all around evolution of anything is bad.
person b: ah classic Amish gamer

by eskimoOFhatred January 8, 2015

Gamer Mouth

The inability to form proper words or sentences while playing video games or multitasking of any form.

Damn you Super Kong Donkey.

Damn you gunned me!

Jiggly Puff? More like... Idiot Puff.

Gamer Mouth

by Ira Hayez May 2, 2015

gamer patina

The caked up mixture of dead skin, nacho cheese Dorito dust, dried up Mountain Dew, and/or other fluids/material. Commonly found on mechanical keyboards and gaming mice.

How am I supposed to 360 no-scope noobs with all this gamer patina.

Hey, how do you clean gamer patina. I can't do any sick combos.

by PastelBurrito June 26, 2016

Gamer groupie

People who start playing a new video game or online game to fit in because everyone else is playing it. gamer, groupie, online game, video game, social media, facebook, twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, pokemon go, Kim Kardasian, Kim Kardashian Hollywood, millenials

I see all of these gamer groupies playing the new Pokemon Go while walking down the street. They run into other people walking by and even walk into trees because they are so absorbed with the game.

by joecoolthefool July 13, 2016