Fart Pimp

A person that commands respect from others because of his or her farting prowess

Damn! What the hell is that smell!?!? Oh it was Gabe, he's a Fart Pimp!

by J_PAPER January 8, 2015

Fart Magnet

When you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero.

You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.

"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.

I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.

It wasn't me.

by Saharox February 27, 2010

Revenge Fart

A fart blown in retaliation for someone else's fart blown previously...the revenge fart is blown in the vicinity of the previous offender to get even with them for their earlier fart.

Dave blew a fart at our card game a couple hours ago, so, later on, at the party, I stood near Dave and blew a revenge fart.

by Kalisiin November 22, 2011

phantom farting

An illusion of farting created by the body language of a group of pranksters who synchronize backing quickly away from a person while grimacing simultaneously as though the stench is intolerable and horrific.

Since adolescence these close friends practiced and honed their cruel phantom farting routine on teachers, their wives, heads of state, and eventually the 45th President of the United States as he stood on the lawn of the White House.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020

Fart Snarfler

One who enjoys the activity of sniffing and chortling a nice stinky fart.

That dude just sniffed out a juicy fart. He's a Fart Snarfler!!"

by Mr. Taters December 22, 2009

Fart Alarm

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.

Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.

by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012

Fart Parade

A series of extremely audible gasoues emissions usually following a meal consisting of beans and/or an extended period of holding in said gas for the sake of politeness.

Upon leaving the party, Fred led a five-minute fart parade. He had, after all, consumed mass quantities of beans before he arrived and could no longer contain himself.

by h8erAid October 18, 2009